Do Not Feed Alligators is a $ coffee shop with a 4.4 Google rating from 1,124 reviews and a Blackbird footprint of 59 all-time on-chain check-ins between June 25 and July 27, 2025. The busiest Blackbird days are Wednesday and Friday.
The reviews sketch a place with rules and personality: no laptops or tablets, dine-in drinks served in beautiful cups, and a photobooth by the door. Coffee gets the headline, with guests calling out cappuccinos, lattes, pistachio lattes, matcha, Brazilian limeade, and a selection from roasters including B&W and DAK.
It also has range beyond espresso: one review mentions beer, wine, alcohol, and a small hidden courtyard.